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WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by, Nipplelina

alright , yavuz ( silverblue ) ,sierra ( forfreedom ) , and I got to the chinese theatre at 3: 30 pm . Wendy ( joliesmadlove ) was already there waiting for us . The set up was different this time , the red carpet was across the street from the theatre . So we couldn't decide where to stand , everywhere was pretty much blocked off . I was recognized by mzbootayslapper , that was nice to meet the artist who spent a day with angie hehe . Alright finally we were settled in out spot , right in front of the limo drop off across fromt the beginning of the red carpet . We waited for hours and met up with angieholic ( the lucky girl who kissed angie ) . Alright the sun went down and the media was ready , a few limo's arrived but no angie . BOOO . All of a sudden we see a black SUV pull up , sitting in front was holly! We all screamed!!!! We could see angie now in the car , the SUV hadn't even come to a complete stop yet and angie opened the door anxiously wanting to get out lol It was soo cute , then she closed the door and then opened it and came out!!! My heart was pounding we were all screaming , she immediately came to us . I had our sign and the " fidge says hi from australia " showing . I'm snapping a few pix , then grabbed the joliesnipple sign right as she was approaching me . I told her " Hi angie , its janine " i said a few other things that are too personal to mention lol .. she looked right into my eyes , i melted ! I said to her while pointed to the sign , " This is the best fan forum joliesnippleforum " She looked at it with a huge smile and read it , she auww'd at me . I told her " angie can you please sign it for all the joliesnipple members that love you sooo much " She looked in my eyes and auw'd , smiled and said " yeah " with a smile . I told her " oh angie , thank you soooo much you don't know how much this mean's to us " She looked in my eyes again and auww'd , smiled and shook my hand * melts , felt all tingly :bl: * . After that she moved on to sign wendy's lovely shirt she made , then to signing a pic for sierra . Yavuz gave her roses , and she looked at him ( he was wearing an eye patch ) and said excitedly " heeeeeyy , you got the eye patch on! " it was soo fucking cute . She looked soooo fucking beautiful .. god i can't put it in words . Silver filmed a bit of her signing , she moved on to sign for other fans . Then I suggested that we'd leave our spot and go over to the end of the red carpet to try and catch her again . So we got all things and ran all they way over thru traffic , so many people to go thru . On the way over we met up with lil elijah ( we met angie with him a few times , he's our angie attention grabber ) . We found a great spot , just behind a few people . We waited about 15 min for angie to be done with the press . There was this crazy fucking guy cussing and saying he'd kick all of our ass's , lol i was scared . Alright so i had no doubt that angie wouldn't come on over to us , and i was right . Yavuz put lil elijah on his shoulders and as she came to us elijah was calling her and she recognized him right away it was soo cute . Sierra got to give angie a rose with a letter . I had another pic signed from her . haha then i told her " angie its elijah!! " she looked at me and said ": yeah , i know!! " she totally remembers us lol . She said it like ofcourse i know auwwww sooo cute . I took some more pix , that i'll be posting ofcourse . After we all went to eat at the In & out on sunset blvd , the same one angie went to after the oscars . FUCK today was fucking amazing .. i'm just speechless . .and i can't stop smiling .. :D :D




JoliesMadLove (wendy),

woo omg well janine said it all!!!!!! omg it was so amazing! elijah was singing angie a song it was the cutest thing ever!!!!!!! and she signed my shirt awww*dies* she was signing it and she looked up at me as i said thank you and she looked down and read it and said it was very nice aww eye contact wooo! she looked beautiful!!! like omg i cant even describe it! she was wearing a beautiful dress with red heels!







ForFreedom (sierra),
for starters, i have seen angie before but never spoken to her or confronted her. WELL this time i was able to.. TWICE. So for all u people who can't imagine what it would be like seeing her up close and talking to her for the first time i will try to tell u how i felt. When i saw he getting out of the car it was like in slow motion. The first thing i saw was her red high heels (so fucking hot rawrrrr!), then i saw one leg come out and i was like that is the hottest leg EVER. And then she completely got out of the car and i saw her from a side profile and i was just like WOW! I was seriously shaking and people were pushing up behind me cuz i was in the front so i could breath but i just remember staring at her as she walked towards me yavuz wendy and jen. She did her hot little strut and came right up and talked to janine first! i couldnt stop staring at her face (and her chest a little ;) ;) ) because she just looked so hot and refreshing. Everyone was shoving things at her but she managed to get the roses and giggle and comment on Silvers eyepatch! BOOOO mine fell of my face at the last second. Well anyways i was just staring at her saying her name kinda quietly and she looked at me for such a quick second, i lighted up with a huge grin, and she signed. And then she moved on and i was like.. omg i finally met her and all i could do was smile *dope.. hits head* :bonk: . So janine said we should all rush over to the other side so we hauled ass across the street to where more of her fans were. I saw mzbootyslapper there with a huge ass drawing but i couldnt really see the drawing, just the back of the canvas.. im sure it was really awesome tho! so we waited for a while while she was doing press and then people started yelling her name again so i knew she was coming. Lil elijah was screaming at the top of his tiny lugs and holly kept looking over and smiling. And then holly said something that made me happy at first but then kind of annoyed. She looked at her friend and was like "look at how happy they are" pointing to the fans who were like screaming. I got kinda annoyed afterwards cuz its like she doesn't really see (since she is such good friends with angie) what its like to admire someone and then finally meet them. I mean OF COURSE we are happy… she just doesnt realze how lucky she is. ANYWAYS she came near me and i wasnt right on the baricade but behind this one girl. So i squeezed my way so that angie could see me and i extended my rose (with the letter attached) out to angie. She took it and said thankyou and then i smiled and looked into her eyes and said thank you so much. then the weirdest thing happened… it was like she knew i wanted to say more than just thankyou so she kept looking into my eyes and i stumbled over some words and was finally able to say "thankyou for what you have done! you have made me see things and people are changed by you." it wasnt exactly what i had planned but its all that came out. And she just tilted her head down a little and did one of those long blinks that she does and then says her little aww and a yourwelcome. Those were the best 5 seconds ever. Just holding her gaze made it seem like we were the only two people there… it was amazing wub.gif wub.gif . And then lil elijah gave his letter to her and he was like "angelina i wrote you a letter" and then she took it and did the biggest smile of the night probably! she recognized him and im sure silver and nipplelina too. She signed a few more and walked away WITH MY ROSE in her hand. HAAAA! I was so glad she carried it and not holly. woooo it made it in some pics too!! i had a great night and it was honestly the happy time in my life so far.

i said this wouldnt be long and its way to long.. im not even gonna reread it lol. Well i just wanna say i had such a good time with everyone that i went with and i cant wait for the next 2 premieres. I love joliesnipple fans!


 
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